Job Application.............

Discussion in 'Jokes & Funny Images' started by VANRAJ ZILARIYA, Jul 10, 2012.

         
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  1. VANRAJ ZILARIYA

    VANRAJ ZILARIYA New Member


    This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a Mcdonald’s fast-food establishment in Florida… And they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
    Name: John Flower
    Sex: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
    Desired position: Company’s president or vice president. But seriously, whatever available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.
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    Desired salary: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a michael ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
    Education: yes.
    Last position held: Target for middle management hostility.
    Salary: Less than I’m worth.
     



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